- Children in public
- Anyone who reads any publication in the ilk of "Heat"
- Cricket
- Democracy (bit of a given if I control everything)
- Religion
- The concept of American English - you can't speak a language improperly then call it one of it's own
- Traffic wardens. This is how I will keep the hearts and minds of the people
- Fast food places
- Privatisation of banking
- X-Factor
this makes me lol so hard
ReplyDeleteim on board for #3
ReplyDeletecan you also make Esperanto the global language once and for all
ReplyDeletehaha very nice xD
ReplyDeletei'd agree w/ you on most of these
I guess Esperanto is closer to Latin than English is, so sure, why the fuck not. Esperanto for everybody!
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