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Sunday, 24 October 2010

10 Things I Will Eradicate When I Control the World

- Children in public
- Anyone who reads any publication in the ilk of  "Heat"
- Cricket
- Democracy (bit of a given if I control everything)
- Religion
- The concept of American English - you can't speak a language improperly then call it one of it's own
- Traffic wardens. This is how I will keep the hearts and minds of the people
- Fast food places
- Privatisation of banking
- X-Factor
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5 comments:

  1. SeoulTrance24 October 2010 at 05:19

    this makes me lol so hard

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  2. Anchorman24 October 2010 at 05:28

    im on board for #3

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  3. Pro24 October 2010 at 05:46

    can you also make Esperanto the global language once and for all

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  4. lf5224 October 2010 at 09:16

    haha very nice xD
    i'd agree w/ you on most of these

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  5. dntmtr26 October 2010 at 11:51

    I guess Esperanto is closer to Latin than English is, so sure, why the fuck not. Esperanto for everybody!

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