Sunday, 24 October 2010

10 Things I Will Eradicate When I Control the World

- Children in public
- Anyone who reads any publication in the ilk of  "Heat"
- Cricket
- Democracy (bit of a given if I control everything)
- Religion
- The concept of American English - you can't speak a language improperly then call it one of it's own
- Traffic wardens. This is how I will keep the hearts and minds of the people
- Fast food places
- Privatisation of banking
- X-Factor


  1. can you also make Esperanto the global language once and for all

  2. haha very nice xD
    i'd agree w/ you on most of these

  3. I guess Esperanto is closer to Latin than English is, so sure, why the fuck not. Esperanto for everybody!